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AUUUUUUUUGH

Dec. 17th, 2007 at 5:27 PM

I THINK I REALLY WAS RAPED BY PIXIES.

....

D:

My innocence. Is gone. Forever.

*head falls against keyboard*

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EDIT: FALSE ALARM!!! Hidan-san has a wondrous magical sex-offender-detecting kit that he used to test me and it says I WASN'T RAPED AFTER ALL!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Mood: sick

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chocorosary wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)

You were.

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC)

.....

*WAILS*

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chocorosary wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)

*nervous pat*

... at least they didn't rape you and then kill you?

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:09 pm (UTC)

*CLING*

IF THEY KILLED ME I WOULD COME BACK ANYWAY. *hiccupsob* THIS IS WORRRRSSEEEEE

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windy_woman wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)

*is NOT good at comforting, so she just pats him on the back*

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:10 pm (UTC)

*voice sounds hoarse and pitiful*

Temari-chan... ;____________;

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windy_woman wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:17 pm (UTC)

*shocked at the tone of his voice, used to a far more upbeat and peppy Tobi*

.... Umm.... *at a loss of words*

*not really the motherly type, and is only used to calming down irrationally enraged people, not people in tears*

Do you remember it?

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)

*turns his head, which is still on the keyboard, to face you, his arms hanging by his sides*

Nooooooooooooooooooooo. *sniff* That's why it's so horrible. I don't remember-- *SNIFF* anything. *SNIFF SNIFF*

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uchihaduckbutt wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)

...

... Pixies?

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 17th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)

*barely acknowledges the fact that HEY, SASUKE CAME TO SEE ME OMG, because he's far too distraught*

*in a dead voice*

Uh-huh. The forest...pixies...

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uchihaduckbutt wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 01:43 am (UTC)

... *is a bit skeptical as to how pixies could rape anyone, especially the kind he's picturing*

... How... would you be overpowered by pixies? *ever the insensitive one*

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 01:53 am (UTC)

*hollowly*

Oh, I don't know. Being drugged kinda makes everything cloudy. D:

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detests_sleep wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:08 am (UTC)

*screw the computers, he's already burst into Tobi's room, with the most horrified expression on his face*

...Wha- What?!

They did.. are you.. sure?

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)

*is practically comatose*

Johnny-kun...

Maybe. I think. Probably.

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detests_sleep wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:23 am (UTC)

*slightly traumatized on his behalf, and has no idea how to respond to that, but tries to, frantically* ... You.. you're not going to die, are you? *pats his shoulder a little hesitantly*

I could go tie them up and drag them here. We could have a big bonfire or turn them into jelly or whatever you want to do to them..

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC)

*due to his head being on the keyboard, there is a bunch of jibberish rapidly flowing across the screen, which is only made worse when Tobi shifts a little bit to face you*

No. I'm just gonna feel dirty and icky and USED LIKE A...A TISSUE. ;___________;

*not really aware of what he's agreeing to*

Okay.

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the_sanctified wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:26 am (UTC)

*hears Tobi's wailing and incoherent babbling about pixies and rape and oh God no and just stands there*

...see, what the hell did I say to you earlier? Nobody listens to me, goddamn it.

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:44 am (UTC)

*at the sound of your voice, he slumps even further into the keyboard*

Hidan-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. ;_____________________;

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the_sanctified wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:49 am (UTC)

*rubs his forehead and saunters over, staring down at Tobi with an expression suggesting that Tobi is carrying some highly contagious, horrible disease*

...you know, normally there'd be no fucking way I'd use this outside of religious purposes...but I swear to God, you keep this crying and moping up and I'll kill you.

*reaches into his pocket and withdraws a small, battered satchel*

Get up, Swirl-face.

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sakeconnoisseur wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:36 am (UTC)

Raped? By pixies?

.... *reaches into cleavage and pulls out the small bottle of sake she got Lavi to sneak for her; hands it to him*

Looks like you need it more than I do.

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 12:48 am (UTC)

*miserable*

Uh-huh. D:

...

*rouses self enough to accept the bottle and stare at it vacantly behind his mask*

Thank you.

*lifts mask to free his mouth and chugs*

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sakeconnoisseur wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 01:12 am (UTC)

You know, if you drink all that sake that fast....

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themis_incarne wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)

...Are you being delusional, or do you truly believe so?

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muffin_man_t wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)

;________________;

Do you think I'd be like this if I didn't believe it, L-kun?

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themis_incarne wrote:

Dec. 18th, 2007 01:40 am (UTC)

Probably not.

Why would pixies raping you be particularly horrible, exactly? Other than the obvious soreness.

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